posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 11:24 pm with 2,623 notes

(Source: blameaspartame)

posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 11:22 pm with 200,238 notes

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:48 pm with 118,107 notes

Finally, someone said it.

Finally, someone said it.

(Source: emmiebar5)

posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:44 pm with 25,969 notes
posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:40 pm with 563 notes
INTERVIEWER: Where do you get your ideas?
BRANDON SANDERSON: I have a pet rock who, when I feed him the blood of my victims, whispers ideas to me.
posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:40 pm with 59,996 notes

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:38 pm with 7 notes

raphaeltakata:

my dad wont buy DVDs bc ‘everything will end up on netflix’

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posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:37 pm with 253,063 notes

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov)

posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:36 pm with 552 notes
mr-radical:

to think that in 3 years time, a bunch of dorks on a school trip from yasogami high in inaba are gonna sit there and get drunk off non-alcoholic drinks and play the kings game with each other like a bunch of dumb idiot nerds

mr-radical:

to think that in 3 years time, a bunch of dorks on a school trip from yasogami high in inaba are gonna sit there and get drunk off non-alcoholic drinks and play the kings game with each other like a bunch of dumb idiot nerds

posted 4 hours agoApr 23, 2014, 10:35 pm with 126,794 notes

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids